The Night Before Christmas Hot Tub Spoof
March 14/2020 The Night Before Christmas Hot Tub Spoof
‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the spa,
Over the bubbling water you only heard “ahhh”.
Mom in her bikini and me in my speedo
Sat soaking in hot water with the jets set on low.
All the shopping was done, all the presents were wrapped.
My feet they were aching, my bank account tapped.
Then suddenly in the motor compartment there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my seat to see what was the matter.
Then what to my wondering eyes should appear?
A jolly old elf and eight tiny reindeer.
I stammered and stuttered, my heart gave a quiver.
Standing there in my speedo I started to shiver.
I asked the old fellow why he was under my seat.
He said he was cold and just looking for heat.
I offered to help him climb over the shell.
He jumped at the chance and then nearly fell.
As he wiggled and squirmed and found his hot zone,
He felt like a king enjoying his throne!
The kids have their presents but as for Ma and Pa,
This year they deserve a new Marquis Spa!
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